astral parasite « Thread Started on Jul 13, 2007, 1:21am »
well as Magus habilus told me, to find my true self...i should follow the fattest link of gold from my astral body. Well curious me soon got a tad bored and decided to deviate from the plan. I decided i would follow the second biggest link, and i saw a weird blob like glowy thing that told me (when i asked) that it was a "benefactor" and well i was more scared to make an ass of myself (again) than anything, so i said something to the extent of (hello, i don't have time to meet you...ill come back later, and the thing tried to get me to stay...but alas i was gone. Then as i was going back from this gold link, a vicious and giant, hairy looking caterpillar was running down the link of gold as fast as i was. Then the f**ker came to my body and implanted himself in my spine/brain. i thought he was a gift from the gods till habbs told me it was a parasite cause i broke the link too quickly...